Ricky (Fred) Short  is a bread enthusiast, lover of Pop2k, fan of trains, and once drunkenly broke his ankle, but mostly he is the Grand Poobah of Brown for the 2015-2016 academic year. He made the best bread and collaborated with Patrick Steiner to continue the Late-night Grill Series. Fred had a jovial and resonating laugh loved by all. He formerly resided in 003 Holmes, one of the portal's two basement rooms.
Catchphrase: "Ayy girl, you eighteen? You on the pill?"