"Hello, yes, I am Briam."
A more popular individual than Holmes resident Brian Walter, there are many rumors surrounding the birth and subsequent existence of Briam Walters. If a name tag is ever sighted that reads "Brian Walter", the Brown College Statement of Ethics dictates that the "n" is to be changed to an "m" and an "s" should be added to the end of "Walter".
"Briam Walters is a better roommate, lover, and drinker than Brian." - Oliver Lopez-Gomez, September 21st, 2016.
[See: Brian Walter ]